Journalese

I found an interesting and funny article on "The Onion" that I thought would be fun to look at. You can read the article here http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-breeding-program-aimed-at-keeping-moderate-rep,27371/

Here are the couple things I found in the article that I believe are journalese...
critically endangered
complete extinction
Beltway-area
dire need
three-election-cycle
once-teeming
totally eradicated
trapped up - in a quote
poor little guy- in a quote